Deal Blocks
OpenAI just raised $110B at a $730B valuation. Sam Altman needs your help closing deals with Amazon ($50B), SoftBank ($30B), Nvidia ($30B), and Microsoft ($13B). Smash blocks, collect coins, stomp Market Bears, and navigate platforms in this Mario-style funding frenzy. 3 lives. How much can you raise?
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How to Play
Jump into the blocks. Shake out the money. Close the deals.
Move Sam
Use Arrow Keys or WASD to move Sam Altman left and right. Jump between platforms or wrap around the screen edges.
Jump & Stomp
Press Space or Up Arrow to jump. Hit blocks from below to shake out coins. Land on Market Bears from above to stomp them!
Smash Deal Blocks
Each block represents a deal — Amazon ($50B), SoftBank ($30B), Nvidia ($30B), Microsoft ($13B). Smash them to close the $110B round.
Survive the Bears
Market Bears patrol the ground and platforms. Touch one from the side and you lose a life. You have 3 lives — use them wisely!
Collect Coins
Coins fly out of blocks when you hit them. Walk into them to collect. Depleting a block triggers a bonus coin shower.
Build Combos
Hit blocks quickly in succession to build a combo multiplier (up to x10). Higher combos mean more coins per hit.
Scoring
- Block hit: Each deal block has a different value — Amazon pays the most per hit ($12B, 10 hits), reflecting their $50B investment in the round.
- Stomp bonus: Jump on Market Bears from above to stomp them for bonus funding. Touch them from the side and you lose a life!
- Combo multiplier: Hit blocks within 2 seconds of each other to build a combo (up to x10). Combo resets if you wait too long.
- Platforms: Use floating platforms to reach higher blocks and avoid enemies patrolling below.
- Lives: You start with 3 lives. Lose them all and the funding round is over. Watch out for bears spawning from the edges!
- Waves: Every 20 seconds, a new wave adds more block rows and faster enemies. Later waves have more hits per block and more bears.